Stone Cold

How the hell did I end up an expert on something so utterly useless? I been out and about in this world like what. ten fucking years? What the hell have I done? Not a goddamn thing to speak of. I am so jealous of my friends out there doing the deed, and sacrificing for the greater good. I sit here alone, doing nothing for the world, or at least not attempting to. I am utterly useless, and generally unimpressed with myself. I suck. I hate my life.